Which Zodiac Signs Would Make the Best Psychic?

Some people have intuition, and then there are those who see things coming before they even happen—like a Netflix cancellation no one asked for. Astrology claims certain zodiac signs are naturally tuned into cosmic Wi-Fi, making them the ultimate psychics. Here’s the breakdown of who’d be running the best psychic hotline.

Pisces – The Walking Crystal Ball

This sign doesn’t just sense energy; it absorbs it like a sponge left in a rainstorm. Pisces psychics don’t need tarot cards—just looking into someone’s eyes is enough for them to drop an eerily accurate prediction. Half the time, they’re not even sure if they’re having a vision or just daydreaming again.

Scorpio – The Mind Reader No One Asked For

Scorpios don’t predict the future; they see through the soul. They won’t say how they know things, but they always do. It’s the kind of energy that makes people nervous, like when a detective already knows who did it before the crime is even committed.

Cancer – The Emotional Medium

Cancer doesn’t just predict the future; they

feel

it. If something bad is about to happen, they’ll sense it in their gut and probably shed a tear before anyone else even realizes. If ghosts exist, they’re definitely sending messages straight to this sign.

Aquarius – The Alien Psychic

Aquarius isn’t reading the stars; they’re probably communicating with them. They predict the future based on patterns no one else sees, making them the type to say, “In three years, robots will take over,” and somehow be right. They aren’t just psychics—they’re sci-fi writers with real-time visions.

Virgo – The Analytical Prophet

Virgo doesn’t claim to be psychic, but their attention to detail means they can predict events with creepy accuracy. They’re the type to notice a tiny change in behavior and correctly guess that a breakup is coming—before the couple even argues.

Honorable Mention: Sagittarius – The Lucky Guesser

Sagittarius isn’t technically psychic, but their random predictions somehow always land. They’ll joke about something outrageous happening, and a week later, it does. Their secret? Sheer luck and a tendency to talk too much.