Mars Signs in a Group Project: The Rage is Real

Put a bunch of Mars signs in a group project, and suddenly it’s less “teamwork makes the dream work” and more

Lord of the Flies: PowerPoint Edition.

Watch the chaos unfold as everyone silently plots murder with glitter pens and Google Docs.

Mars in Aries

Starts the group chat before the teacher finishes explaining. Assigns everyone roles. Ends up doing it all solo because “they were too slow and someone had to care.” Brings Red Bull, rage, and a motivational playlist no one asked for.

Mars in Taurus

Does one slide. Perfectly. Slowly. Refuses to change the font. Fights anyone who suggests Comic Sans. Quietly threatens peace until poked—then it’s passive-aggressive Excel sheets and a cold war over transition styles.

Mars in Gemini

Suggests three wildly different ideas, none of which are practical. Talks during every meeting, derails everything with pop culture analogies, and ghosts the group for two days. Reappears with memes and a full script no one asked for.

Mars in Cancer

Takes project criticism personally. Cries during feedback. Avenges themselves by adding 47 emotional quotes to the conclusion. Brings snacks, trauma, and unmatched dedication.

Mars in Leo

Wants the final presentation to be a cinematic masterpiece. With lights. And possibly a voiceover by Morgan Freeman. Fights for the spotlight like it’s an Oscar audition in front of Scorsese.

Mars in Virgo

Sends calendars, outlines, and polite threats in bullet points. Loses sleep over someone mislabelling a file. Will explode internally, then correct grammar mid-argument.

Mars in Libra

Mediates fights like a part-time therapist. Internally combusts when forced to choose sides. Slides are aesthetically perfect, emotionally repressed.

Mars in Scorpio

Doesn’t forget a missed deadline. Doesn’t forgive poor font choices. Holds grudges in the footer. Will either save the project or burn it down with a smirk.

Mars in Sagittarius

Suggests filming the project abroad. Forgets the due date. Tells the teacher “The vibes were off.” Laughs during panic and contributes philosophical quotes that don’t fit.

Mars in Capricorn

Treats the assignment like it’s an Oscar campaign. Sends weekly progress reports. Won’t rest until everyone resents them and the teacher asks for extra credit.

Mars in Aquarius

Deletes everything to make it “more experimental.” Designs an interactive VR experience. Refuses feedback because “art shouldn’t be boxed in.”

Mars in Pisces

Starts strong. Vanishes. Reappears with a dreamy idea, a vague excuse, and a PowerPoint slide made entirely of water metaphors.