If Zodiac Signs Had Walk-Out Songs in WWE

Every WWE superstar needs a legendary entrance. Pyrotechnics, an intimidating strut, and—most importantly—a walk-out song that screams, “Prepare for destruction.” If zodiac signs were stepping into the ring, their entrance themes would set the tone for absolute mayhem.

Aries – “Eye of the Tiger” (Survivor)

Pure adrenaline. Aries charges into the arena like Rocky training for a rematch, fists clenched, ready to fight anyone, including the referee.

Taurus – “Another One Bites the Dust” (Queen)

A slow, steady march to the ring while locking eyes with the opponent like a bull sizing up a matador. Once Taurus gets a grip, there is no escape.

Gemini – “Lose Yourself” (Eminem)

One second, Gemini is all hype, bouncing off the ropes. The next, Gemini is delivering a monologue about seizing the moment. Half strategist, half chaos gremlin.

Cancer – “In The End” (Linkin Park)

The brooding fighter who walks in with an emotional video package about past betrayals and unfinished business. Cancer doesn’t just fight; Cancer

feels

.

Leo – “We Will Rock You” (Queen)

The crowd is stomping, the energy is electric, and Leo is soaking up every second like it’s a royal coronation. The match is just a formality; Leo already won in the charisma department.

Virgo – “Stronger” (Kanye West)

Everything is calculated. Virgo walks out with a game plan so detailed even the announcers are impressed. The opponent? Already defeated mentally.

Libra – “Uptown Funk” (Bruno Mars)

The most stylish, smooth-talking wrestler in the game. Libra walks in like the main event, whether actually scheduled or not.

Scorpio – “Enter Sandman” (Metallica)

The entrance is slow. The lights are dim. There’s an unshakable feeling that something

bad

is about to happen. Spoiler: It will.

Sagittarius – “Born to Be Wild” (Steppenwolf)

No rules, no strategy—just pure, reckless energy. Sagittarius might not even use the entrance ramp, choosing to jump straight from the crowd.

Capricorn – “Back in Black” (AC/DC)

All business, no nonsense. The theme says “legendary” without needing theatrics. Capricorn is here to win, cash a check, and leave.

Aquarius – “Seven Nation Army” (The White Stripes)

Unpredictable, slightly eccentric, and somehow always a fan favorite. Aquarius’ energy keeps the audience guessing—and the opponent nervous.

Pisces – “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” (Green Day)

The tragic anti-hero. Pisces walks in looking like a fighter with a tortured past, making the crowd simultaneously cheer and worry.
No matter the sign, the real question is: who survives a steel cage match?