If Planets Had WWE Entrance Songs, What Would They Be?

Every great WWE superstar has an entrance song that makes the crowd lose its mind. But if planets stepped into the ring, what would their theme music be? Some would go full rockstar, others would make the arena question reality.

Mercury – “Lose Yourself” by Eminem

Fast, intense, and constantly moving—Mercury doesn’t have time for slow beats. This entrance is all about speed, and by the time the first verse drops, Mercury is already halfway around the ring.

Venus – “Toxic” by Britney Spears

It’s flashy, seductive, and dramatic—everything Venus brings to the ring. The entrance is less about fighting and more about making an entrance nobody forgets.

Earth – “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor

Classic, determined, and a little predictable. Earth doesn’t rely on tricks—just hard work, training montages, and a crowd that always chants along.

Mars – “Bodies” by Drowning Pool

No mind games. No fancy footwork. Just pure chaos. Mars doesn’t enter the ring—it

storms

in, ready to throw punches before the ref can even blink. The bass drops, and so does the first opponent.

Jupiter – “Big Poppa” by The Notorious B.I.G.

Larger than life and twice as confident. Jupiter enters with a gold robe, a championship belt

before

winning a match, and a theme song that screams “biggest thing in the universe.”

Saturn – “My Way” by Limp Bizkit

Strict, methodical, and absolutely done with everyone’s nonsense. Saturn doesn’t break the rules—it

is

the rules. If the opponent tries something flashy, Saturn just suplexes them back into reality.

Uranus – “Intergalactic” by Beastie Boys

It’s weird. It’s unpredictable. Uranus’ entrance has lights flashing in colors that don’t exist, and nobody knows what’s coming next. The only guarantee? It’s going to be

different.

Neptune – “Dream On” by Aerosmith

Slow, mysterious, and almost hypnotic. Neptune’s entrance doesn’t need explosions or pyrotechnics. The opponent just stares, questioning existence until it’s too late.

Pluto – “Remember the Name” by Fort Minor

Pluto kicks down the door, blasting a song that reminds everyone it

still

belongs. It’s not in the main event anymore, but it’s showing up

anyway.