Zodiac Signs as Disney Villains

Some people like to believe they’d be the hero of their story. But deep down, everyone has a little villain energy. If zodiac signs ruled the Disney universe, this is how things would go down.

Aries – Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)

Charges into every situation like it’s already won. Overconfident, dramatic, and allergic to the word “no.” Probably started the gym bro trend.

Taurus – Lady Tremaine (Cinderella)

Lives for luxury and control. Prefers manipulation over action because running around is exhausting. Can hold a grudge longer than a streaming service keeps a canceled show.

Gemini – Hades (Hercules)

Talks fast, thinks faster, and schemes like it’s a competitive sport. Has a joke for every situation, even when losing. Could sell sand in a desert.

Cancer – Mother Gothel (Tangled)

Wraps emotional manipulation in a warm hug. Acts like the caring type but will gaslight at record speed. Probably starts every sentence with, “It’s for your own good.”

Leo – Ursula (The Little Mermaid)

Grand, theatrical, and loves a good entrance. Thrives on being the center of attention. Gives main character energy, even when technically being evil.

Virgo – Jafar (Aladdin)

Overthinks everything. Runs on ambition and caffeine. Could’ve ruled Agrabah without magic but needed to prove a point. Probably organizes villainous plots in a color-coded notebook.

Libra – The Evil Queen (Snow White)

Obsessed with appearances and fairness… until someone else gets more attention. Would 100% curse someone over an Instagram filter.

Scorpio – Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

Holds grudges like it’s an Olympic event. Casts spells just to be dramatic. Sees one uninvited party as a valid reason to start a kingdom-wide crisis.

Sagittarius – Captain Hook (Peter Pan)

Adventurous but easily annoyed. Spends too much time chasing a personal vendetta instead of moving on. Probably gets distracted mid-swordfight by a cool bird flying by.

Capricorn – Scar (The Lion King)

Patient, cunning, and always five steps ahead. Never acts without a plan. Could’ve run Pride Rock efficiently but chose chaos instead.

Aquarius – Dr. Facilier (The Princess and the Frog)

Thinks outside the box. Too smart for their own good. Would rather make a shady deal with spirits than follow traditional routes.

Pisces – Yzma (The Emperor’s New Groove)

Suffers from main-character delusions. Has big dreams but hires Kronk as an assistant. Can plot a full villainous takeover but forgets to check the potion labels.
Whether through power, pettiness, or pure chaos, each sign has its villain moment. Some just wear it better than others.